Well, here is a one-on-one pub car park barney we'd like to see - Jurgen Klopp and Roy Keane had a falling out on Sky Sports this evening.
Following Liverpool's 3-1 win over Arsenal, Liverpool manager Klopp was in bullish mood when he came on the Sky Sports camera.
🗣️ "Did Mr Keane say it was a sloppy performance? Maybe he is speaking about another game..." 👀
Jurgen Klopp v Roy Keane 🍿 pic.twitter.com/MIw47L6N0o
— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) September 28, 2020
"Did I hear right that Mr Keane say we had a sloppy performance tonight? I could hear you already - did he say that?"
Keane responded in kind.
"I think they gave up one or two opportunities and they would be disappointed by it."
Roy Keane v Klopp
Klopp had a little bite back.
"Did he say this was a sloppy performance? I want to hear it because I'm not sure that it was this game, sorry. That is an incredible description of this game. This was absolutely exceptional, nothing about this game was sloppy.
"Absolutely nothing. From the first second [we were] dominant against a team in form, 100% in form. You have to be careful like hell on the counter-attacks. 60-70% of the counter-attacks were offside so it feels not great but it was offside.
"Alisson had to make one save, you have to avoid balls like that in behind.
"It was the opposite of sloppy."
Keane clarified his points.
"You may have misheard me, I said that there were sloppy moments but I've been giving nothing but praise. You may have misheard me.
"You need to hear the rest of it."
Klopp: "I will, 100%."
First dibs on the celebrity boxing match...