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'I told you not to send me on holiday, Signor Zoff!' | Gazza in Italy

Colm Boohig
Colm Boohig

17:35 16 Mar 2020

In the wonderful Gazza in Italy (2018), author Daniel Storey delves deep into Paul Gascoigne and his fascinating, tumultuous three years in Serie A during the 1990s.

It was a control experiment with a player of incredible natural ability who played by instinct in a league that prided itself on consummate professionalism and stubborn structure... Paul Gascoigne’s time with Lazio was always going to be wild.

There is a line towards the end of Gazza in Italy that perfectly encapsulates the book’s subject and it goes like this: “Captivation is sexier than consistency”. This man was a ‘moments’ player. He was a ‘moments’ person, in fact.

Without consciously knowing it, that very thought never really leaves the reader’s mind throughout this engrossing book.

In 2012 Paul Gascoigne was the guest of honour at the Stadio Olimpico as Lazio entertained Tottenham Hotspur in the Europa League. Gascoigne was paraded around the stadium, receiving widespread adulation from the supporters, many of whom were visibly too young to have remembered the first time this happened, way back in the summer of 1992.

23-APR-95 ...Italian Soccer ... Paul Gascoigne, Lazio

It was an odd sight. Odder still because Gascoigne played little more than 40 games in his three seasons with Lazio and scored just six goals as injury and lack of fitness consistently got the better of him. On his departure from the club in 1995, Italian journalist Gianni Mura said, “Paul Gascoigne has finally gone back home. He has been one of the worst buys since the war”.

Try selling that version of events to Lazio fans.

They had to wait. He arrived a year late, lucky to make it at all after that horrific injury in the 1991 FA Cup final (he would have avoided this life-altering affliction had he justifiably been sent off for a previous tackle on Nottingham Forest’s Garry Parker).

Lazio were determined to secure the then-British transfer record, even after Gascoigne’s prospects were jeopardised further when he aggravated the career-threatening knee problem by getting into an unwanted scrape in a Newcastle nightclub during his farewell party with friends and family.

I Biancocelesti responded to these incidents by visiting Gascoigne in rehab and presenting him with the club’s jersey and a gold watch. He really was that good, he indeed was worth fighting for and he truly wowed the world to that extent at Italia 90.

His first season was the club’s finest in 17 years as Lazio finished fifth. Gascoigne headed in an iconic late equaliser in the Rome derby – crying with relief in the immediate aftermath having earlier eaten a Mars bar which was thrown at him during the game in disrespect by a Roma fan – and scored one of Serie A’s best-ever individual goals against Pescara.

On his day, he was divine.

Introducing himself to his new teammates, the Geordie presented each member of the squad with a book on how to learn English. The star midfielder also forgot his boots, meaning he had to train in his plimsolls.

He soon learned the language, though, and endeared himself to the team, becoming a hugely popular dressing room presence despite the constant pranks - live snakes, motorbikes, nudity, and lobster tanks are just a few keywords expanded upon in this book.

Most significantly, perhaps, Gascoigne played a major role in how British and Irish audiences viewed a foreign league when he, temporarily at least, fronted Football Italia alongside James Richardson – who wrote the foreword for this book.

The show became a monumental weekend sensation in Britain and Ireland, with Channel 4 drawing in four times the number of viewers than Sky could for the inaugural Premier League season.

In a special Channel 4 documentary with Richardson called Gazza’s Italian Diaries, Gascoigne described the quality of an Italian defender in comparison to their English counterpart, saying that the former could play as a striker in the Premier League, such was the technical level of Serie A in every position.

His description was accurate and it is saying something that on the fleeting occasions when Gascoigne was fully fit for Lazio, he was one of the league’s outstanding performers.

DAVID PLATT, SAMPDORIA AND PAUL GASCOIGNE, LAZIO

What is most striking about Gazza’s Italian Diaries is the weary tone and mood of our protagonist. This documentary was filmed in late 1994 and, by then, Gascoigne had endured the cyclical turmoil of constant injury, paparazzi intrusion, and betrayal in the shape of Jane Nottage; Gascoigne’s former personal assistant who wrote a tell-all book about her ex-employer.

Truthfully, Gascoigne was rarely fit but never stopped in his pursuit of this goal. When Dino Zoff sent him on holiday during a period of recovery, Gascoigne pleaded with his manager not to do so. He returned overweight and out of shape. 'I told you not to send me on holiday, Signor Zoff!'

There was only ever going to be one outcome.

To this day, Gascoigne’s Italian adventure maintains that sweet air of mystery. From the halcyon days of Italia 90 to Gascoigne literally being carried off the training pitch on his last day with Lazio by teammate Alen Bokšić, Daniel Storey’s Gazza In Italy - just 131 pages long - is perhaps the first book to cut through and dissect this enigmatic period.

It is a must-read account of a marvellous player's sojourn down an elite path.

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