It's all the big questions this week - like the time Nathan had the bejeesus scared out of him by an expert visiting the school who asked - what age are you happy for your kids to see porn? because that's the age you get a phone. Yikes.
Dave commentates on his kids. As you'd expect it helps speed things up.
And inspired by a letter to the paper's agony aunt the Dad's talk hearing your old pair having sex, and ultimately being that old pair at some point.
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